Boats And Hoes Whangarei

laugh-your-butt-off:

do you ever find random strands of hair between your buttcheeks or is it just me

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intoxifaded:

what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat
i think that’s a world I would love to live in

intoxifaded:

what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat

i think that’s a world I would love to live in

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andallthatfunstuff:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t really say “I ate the pizza”, you say “Je suis devenu la pizza”, which is closer to “I am the pizza” or “I became the pizza”. I love that so much. You don’t just eat something. You absorb it into your atoms for the greater good of the hive stomach. If you eat the pizza, it just eats you back. Stop. Touch the pizza. You are the same

don’t you say “J’ai mangé de la pizza”

what if you jacked off onto some soil and then some humans started sprouting

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ninihoho:

ninihoho:

why do seagulls fly over the sea 

because if they flew over the bay thEY WOULD BE BAGELs

laugh at my joke i’ve been thinking about this post all day

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moshtacular:

flash 9 is required to go fuck yourself

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thelaughingmango:

unclefather:

why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead

too soon

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Im Drew; 16; New Zealand.